The much talked about sploshing episode of Secret Diary Of A Call Girl aired last night and the verdict? Pretty good! It was realistic in terms of the preparation (plastic sheets everywhere) and the hazards (slippery underfoot, cream in the eye “I’m blind!”) leaving Billie’s character somewhat nonplussed.

It is not left like this however and Billie has a second go at the end of the episode and a jolly sploshing time was had by all!  My only regret was the lack of beans down Billie’s knickers, but overall I give it an 8 out of 10.

I think the episode airs on Showtime in the US in a couple of weeks so keep an eye out for it.